a goat head on an actual kiwi
ryan: sooo.....just, hypothetically.....
rest of achievement hunter: oH MY GGOD HERE WE Go again rYAN PLEAS E

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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allkindsoffuck:

goodre:

allkindsoffuck:

Welcome to the fandom

what fandom?

Welcome

electricgale:

donut decorating eggs on easter but whenever he tries to make a red one he takes it out of the dye too fast and it comes out pink

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

twyll:

no wait you know those jpegs with an image and a bunch of comic sans writings on top with really bad spelling 

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people kept asking me why i burst out laughing in the middle of history class but  LOOK AT IT

An alligator dies. Its tombstone reads "See you later."
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iguanamouth:

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wow im sad now

urtube:

phoebefatcat123:

urtube:

ottercake:

urtube:

420 was 420 years ago 

Just let that sink in

Umm isn’t that 1594? I’m confused.

420 was 420 years ago

Just let that sink in

I don’t get it

420 was 420 years ago

Just let that sink in

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

weareallstarstuff:

Tornado Nebula

weareallstarstuff:

Tornado Nebula

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement